Transcript

Proto Rap
[Verse 1: Proto] I am Proto, your security is my motto

Install me on your computer, To protect your data better

With me there, no viruses, could enter your computer

Malware, Spyware, Trojan, All gone forever!

I filter your junk mail, Monitoring Wi-Fi, never fail

[Verse 2: Proto] I'm pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-Proto, Your security is my motto.

I keep your data encrypted, Your virus security updated

Anti-phishing for safe browsing, And safe pay for secure e-shopping!

My security acts silently, so you can work efficiently!

[Verse 3: Proto] I am Proto, Enhanced performance is my motto.

I make monitoring, at office lot easier, No Facebook, no games.

Efficiency gets better!

I ensure, effective people planning.

With twenty percent less staff, the company is shining!

[Verse 4: Proto] I'm pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-Proto, Preventing data theft is my motto.

I prevent data leakage, securing your business and image.

No pen drive, no email. No print without permission!

No stealing of data, And you work without any tension!

[Verse 5: Proto & Angry Boss] I am Proto, preventing data loss is my motto.

I reverse data loss, Saving you from your angry boss! *maniacal laughter*

I recover deleted files. Making it sure that you always smile!

[Verse 6: Proto] I'm pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-Proto, (Proto Proto Proto Proto Proto for the actual lyrics.) Protecting laptop theft is my motto

I track your lost laptop

To let you work nonstop

I do remote data encryption

Saving you from security tension

[Verse 7: Proto] I am Proto

Bringing families closer is my motto

I protect your kids while they surf

As I know that parenting is tough

I like to bring... A smile to your faces

Making internet surfing relaxing

With all work traces

[Outro: Proto] I am Proto Complete security is my motto

But I Had An Antivirus/CGI Commercial
UBM: [typing at his computer what looks like an office]

UBM: "Oops, my system crashed!" [The computer shows a blue screen with yellow text reading "WARNING" on it and a loud beep.] "I lost my data, but I had an antivirus!"

[Proto teleports with an odd blue swirl effect.]

Proto: Antivirus is not enough! You need Protegent, World's Only Antivirus with Data Recovery Software!

[Screen transitions into the computer, which shows the antivirus products alongside the Protegent logo]

Proto (off-screen): Think beyond antivirus, think Protegent!